Poke a book
What do we think about this? After losing £15 to Laz the other day I think I could do with all the help I can get.

I will inevitably buy it. But, i do enjoy poker too. So, i think it could be really good. Not that i'm sitting on the fence or anything...

Fancy a game then? (Especially considering I've stated my previous losses, you could make a fortune). Fence sitting is the name of the game. Of course I'll buy, what else will I spend my hardearned cash on? But I wouldn't say i was wetting myself with eagerness.

I'm planning on winning the rest of your money so you can't afford to buy it and improve. :P

Oh that's nice. No more naked poker for you then :P

You can't stop me getting naked while i play poker. :P

It depends where you're playing it. Although as a tactic I think it might work wonders. Perhaps you could evolve some kind of naked dancing to add to it, quite possibly including jiggling up and down a bit.

Nonononono, you misunderstand, those tactics were to take out into the public arena.

Oh i seee. Well they might work. I think you're the one in need of such tactics though. You need all the help you can get.

Please elaborate, I'd like to know exactly the kind of naked dance I should be developing.

I don't mind. As long as it keeps you from wearing my t-shirts. :P

You'll never stop me doing that. You've read the evidence, women wearing their man's t shirts is endearing no matter what evils we do to them.

its a vile t shirt anyway. yellow blehh

At least it's not black :P