erm... right.... I fail to see the importance this has to a certain Mr. Rich! Your drugs are rubbish and so are you. Cheg on you'm a twat!

Here, here!

Are your drugs meant to be taken with a flask of weak lemon drink?

Even if they were taken with weak lemon drink, I doubt Simon Quinlank, the hobby messiah, would accept them as a suitable hobby. He'd probably say that other forms of pill collecting could be a good hobby but only obscure drugs, these phentermine are legal and so can be collected by almost anyone. They are perhaps the kind that someone would collect in their mummies bedroom...

I agree. What's more, I doubt that Henry Heart, Lily Liver, Barry Bladder and Beryl Brain (not to mention all other organs both vital and non) would be very pleased if you started to use this phentermine. Can't say I've ever heard of it. It must be something that the person makes in his bedroom whilst listening to "slit-my-wrist-already!" music. Awww poor lamb. Let's give hime some peppery cress.... ...mind you, it's all peppery once I've got through with it!

Is that all you can say? ahh...? Disapointing. .....and erm, no it's not peppery at all. More of a brackish quailty than a spicy aftertaste. ANd what the hell do you mean "tasteless like your jokes!... " - you jumped-up little fuck! I'm way more funnier than you you...you twisted little man with a fetish for POPES!!! (Hmmm, now subconciously, I wonder why I called you "little" twice???..........) And noone cares about your pen. And noone gives two hoots which tastes better. Taste is a metaphysical concept that cannot be grasped. And did you know that you're adopted? Oh, right......................I see. Whoops. (Are you crying at this point? Awww, I would give you my tissue but I'm afraid it's been places that you could only dream. That's right, in a Kleenex box ontop my desk.)

Eggression; the new fragrance from Calvhen Klegg. I hate hens. Oh and just to reiterate, that wasn't aggression, that was meerly harmless banter in a brash but sexy tone. Awww, why are you poorly? First your computer and now you. Oh well. And the world turneth. Try some lovely Cress Soup. At 29p a punnet....come on you know the rest! Did you see that film the othernight with Anthony Hopkins in it. I think it was called The Edge and it was brilliantly shite but also deeply entertaining. And if you didn't, give me one good reason why I should waste my breath relaying it all back to you. Ahhhh, Silence. Right then, you go and wallow in your germ-ridden hole with your used tissues, vicks vaporub, congestivness and Beechams and I'll sip my Pinot Grigio, eat things that i can actually taste, say words beggining with "m" and not have them sound like they begin with "b" and laugh at how you've got a cold and I haven't. And if after i press "Submit" i in turn come down with even a hint of a sniffle.........the consequences Younger will not be very nice. Quite icky in fact.

Well no, I didn't see it as I don't have a television or before you start an egg-vision either. Besides I have a chest infection so although I am coughing up flem the colour and consistency of green jelly, otherwise my faculties are unchanged and I can still taste with the best of them... the tasters... whoever they are. I AM PLINY THE YOUNGER. I AM! (by the way have you heard of the Dutch Elm Conservatoire? they were nominated for 2005 Perrier Awards, they have a rod hull character or something apparently, sounds like a bit of a rip off-o!)

I have not heard of them. It sounds like an overly posh name for a party of tree and shrub enthusiasts from Holland. Shame on them if they are parodying Rod Hull. Hello?- it's been done! In all fairness to Holland, I remember when I was about 7 years old (28 years old i was) - no really, i was 7 and I went on holiday to Holland with my family and the waitress who served us breakfast called me "Madame" and I felt proud. No, it really doesn't take much does it.

HAHA (pointing and laughing) Wrinkly 7 year old Its a bit like the girl who smells of spam...

What do you mean wrinkly??!?!?! I was positively glowing and fresh-faced. Mind you everything is positively glowing and fresh-faced by the time I've through with it... SPAM-O!

Spam! sounds like a birds hand like a wing!