neither of those were iambic pentameter so i win

What's an iambic pentameter precious?

I didn't know we were doing Iambic Pentameters, you should have said.

so you didn't even know what exercise 2 was

I knew what exercise two was you fool But for Iambic and stuff I'm too cool

well, at least that was pentameter. Which is something.

Oh do I get a D+ for it?

this clearly isn't the advanced class, I'd say B-

wicked cool

egg egg egg egg egg egg egg What is that on my leg? Is that an i am a bic penta metre?

I'll let Keir field this one as he is handing out the marks

no, not even one line of actual pentameter, let alone iambic

so is that an F or simply a U?

we're not giving marks this term, they discourage the less able students.

Ha ha! Hear that Pliny? They discourage students like YOU.