Stephen Fry was at my Graduation ceremony and he talked about suicide and he clapped for us! Keir, can you grace us with a short poem?

Go on Keir do us some poemtry!

(As Keir) I have a baggis Of haggis Called Travis.

i've not got that far yet two coincidences - me and stephen fry both talk to the media and gatherings about suicide and are both jfjfp signatories.

(AS Keir) I am a Scottisher Not a Noris McWorta I try not to fart Like Braveheart But all the while I'm definetly not a paedophile (unlike Braveheart who definetly was!)

Jumping Fleas Jingling Fairies Posse?

Good night!

Braveheart wasn't a paedophile was he?

no but mel gibson is a freak

That i do agree. He must have some new film coing out cos he's hit the headlines recently. I don't understand why women find him sexy.

Because he hates the Jews and all women are secretly racist?

All women??

A man who winked at tigers always knew It's not about which ones wink back at you

He got his head bitten off When he closed his eyes to cough

The lion split his head in half What a tragic aftermath