ha, you said bled, like when you accidently cut yourself and blood comes out inadvertently talking about my myspace "whichtastesbetter" in your bushy green face cress girl!

Yeah, i soooooooooooo don't think so Feather-Features. I said "scrambled" though for comedy purposes I had to divide the word with the use of a series of "..." thus hence and forthwith. HA!

Yeah I disagree since it is the written word the emphasis I put on prounounciation is up to me and I choose to see scram bled not scrambled. so HA. The jokes on the other flipside of a coin floating through infinity never settling on one side now!

Well i beg to differ. My arguement simply being that I am better than you sir.

Well i beg to differ. My arguement simply being that I am better than you sir.

Well though that may be the case, I am spiritually more in touch with my athiest side so when I die I shall go to atiest heaven and look down on you non spiritual athiests clawing at the wooden walls of your self dug graves.... erm...

I'm going to be buried in a chocolate coffin so that it's going to be easily and very pleasurable for my soul to get out of. Actually I might opt for a coffin made out of cress! Even better. And at 29p a punnet, it will prove to be a very cost effective coffin.

Cost effective yes but otherwise completely unaffective.

Why? What do you have against my cress coffin? It's fresh, organic, child friendly, sexy, comes in a variety of colours; green, green with wilted yellow and yellow, and the elderly love it.

child friendly? you sicko

Do you really want to be sexy when your dead? Surely thats just inviting trouble!

it wouldn't be classed as trouble because he would be asking for it.

But i would have to appeal to all of those necrophiliacs that live in my neighbourhood. Therefore, my cress-covered coffin will have to appeal to these individuals. You see, i have thought this out.

Well I don't think you have to worry I would definetly turn Cress coffin or not.

Haha! My plan is sure to succeed. I said succeed.