What are you Italian American now?

hey, new joisey!

I'ma gona goa get me a pizza pie!

perchè sia non andate che non ottenete molestati da un gruppo dei castori di gay, voi twat-teste sanguinanti.

The Cress shows off with language skills that will never ever be useful ever

I hear the men in Italy are quite something.

if you like being groped.

By fat pasta faced tomato stained chequered trousered men...

Brilliant! I'm off to Italia!

Enjoy, bring me back a colloseum! :D

Nah, I'll miss the chavs too much.

Oh those loveable chavs, they're like the wombles of the modern day

But the Wombles were friendly and didn't have children at 9 years of age.

Well actually I think you'll find you are wrong. ah

No not ah. This is so not an ah sitation.