New Idea
This may be a bit ambitious, but could we have a button on the forum, where you press it and Richard Herring comes to your house to give you some money and/or a sandwich?

i like the sound of that. get some cake involved and I'm in.

sounds good, but we'd have to make a 'feature request' with forumer

Is that difficult?

i don't know, but i don't think we'd have to worry about the rich end of things, they'd have to sort that out

Does he make good sandwiches?

he does if he's contractually obliged to i expect

so when is this button going to be up and running?

it's more a matter of if than of when really

can we have a simon munnery and stewart lee dancing carousel button too?

i think the process would be the same. I have no objection to those features so i suppose that means you're past the first hurdle.

wahey!

wahen!

you always have to lower the tone don't you?

lower?