diced

what else did you put in the casserole?

some carrots

i hope they were organic

yes

good, i can't abide cruelty to carrots

Who can?

sick bastards

Oh. Well I'm glad there are none of those here.

no sick bastard would partake of the herring, we are safe here, unless we get invaded by the jimmy carr board. actually i bet for all his 'success' there's no jimmy carr board, that says a lot.

I bet it's full of oranges and spambots.

and he talks to the spambots

Well who else would stay long enough for him to talk to?

i dunno, there's a lot of sickos in the world

Yes, most of them living with Jimmy Carr