I literally have nothing to say. How unironic.

That's probably because you're out of practice.

yes, it never stopped you before

Like an empty oncoming train.

wow, that's pretty profound, i guess

You guess right.

i usually do

You sound confident.

yes, i do.

Are you?

i'm not a question mark followed by the phpBB tag indicating the end of an underlined section, no.

Oh. That's disappointing.

be brave, mike. if you want one of those you're perfectly capable of typing your own, as you've demonstrated.

Yes, but it wouldn't be the same.

the secret of contentment is to limit your aspirations