What kind of birds do you hunt?

birds of the feathered variety

The feathered variety? Such as hens?

Or the cast of Birds of a Feather?

what a terrible show that was

It was hilarious - Doreen was an old slapper! Imagine that, living next door to an old slapper. It's almost as good as Last of the Summer Wine, which also had an old slapper in it

or Spaced

I thought spaced was written by an old slapper that just, purely by coincidence, happened to be high whenever she was writing the scripts.

mmmm... spaced

are you?

meow?

no

no?

no ho?

mojo?