MY lONYMPICS joke websites
Hi would you like you to look at my joke websites Here is one http://www.lonympics.co.uk/Jokesfreeforusebyrsmith.htm This is a list of very funny funny jokes. All by me, self proclaimed Comedian of the year five times in a row. :arrow: http://www.lonympics.co.uk/CheapLondon.htm :lol: :lol: A joke website about cheap housing in London such as using a boat instead of a house. Also try www.londiniumolympics.co.uk :oops: for some more funny jokes. I have some controverisa religious jokes, but I am too reserved to use them. By the way i don't need any attention seeking serial killer wife beating bully :twisted: to insult me for making these brave anti abuse views. Yes as an avid capainger against abuse some pro abuse comedians will be deeply offended by my comedy. Well go back to broadmore Everyone knows they only let you out of broadmore because they wanted the place to be quieter. Youre wife is the sort who writes of mail to broadmore. :lol:

How to put this... Maybe you should concentrate on your grammer and writing a bit... and maybe eat lots of fish... Having said that a lot of it went over my head like the scottish song... However I suppose its not just the jokes its the delivery so its probably not going to sound great on a website anyway. Good luck

Why should i eat fish you abusive bully. You're the one who thinks he is the pope. You are like a child abusing priest except without the priest bit. I new some attention seeing nutter would attempt to put me down

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Okay lonympics if you think him saying you need to work on your grammar warrants you calling him an "abusive bully" and then for some unfathomable reason then accusing him of being a paedophile priest then I really don't want you here. You either accept that what he said was fairly constructive (although in truth it could have been slightly more helpful, but then this site isn't really dedicated to showcasing your work) or you get to fuck. Now was I being abusive?

Lonympics
Yes these jokes were actually very funny, brilliant infact. It seems a bit silly to just come along and criticise someone for that. I mean who cares about grammar, the only people good at that are upper class snobs, and pedants, wasn't it a bit unhappy and rude yof that bored fellow, to say that, well some people have no manners, well done lonympics you are really witty.

er... welcome goldenchaplin, how convenient that you should turn up for the first time ever now. Lonympics, sorry if I was misconstrued in what I was saying, I believe that grammar is important, espeicially with written jokes, as having to go back and read something to define emotion, meaning and speed ruins the rhythm of the joke. The way the jokes were written too, left little in the way of suspense. They were effectively just a bunch of one liners with no narrative or artistic merit, a lot of them depended on pronounciation. As I said, the delivery will help a great deal. I also don't appreciate being called a bully for my opinion on your work that you ASKED for. Besides which I'm all for Abuse, Woman Beating, Paedophilia, Priests, Bishops and Popes, which is the fundamental reason I think we disagree.

You do like a good fight and to antagonise people don't you Pliny? That's why I like you :D

Thanks Cress. :D

Sorry, that should have been "That's why I'd like you to sod off". Nah, not really!!! But erm...you're all for Woman Beating are you? I know what you mean, bitches - all of 'em.

Yeah the whores!

Not me though. I'm one in a million.

Yeah, you're a whore who likes richard herring.

No, I'm a whore who loves stewart lee.

Stewart Lee is good....