amazingly i note that the odd site that started this thread is still up

did you actually read it?

partly enough to see that it was odd i did actually enjoy the wonton destruction punchline, although the setup could have done with some work

That's what I said, he didn't like criticism very much

no, to the extent that he thought anyone who criticised him at all was attacking him whilst taking a 5 minute break from raping children or something

something like that

gum ring tyke tat

rum sing PMike cat

Rum doesn't sing about me next to a cat.

you sound very sure of yourself

That's to compensate for feeling very unsure of myself.

yes, because most rum is unknown to you and you have not observed its properties

No, it's because I'm paranoid and believe everyone and everything sings about me.

You just made me lose the game.

So did I, but that won't stopping me laughing at you