No my mother is :roll:

He has a point there...

but he's the one that made it up.

I never did, its a true story, of sorts

Oh my. You poor sod.

what do you mean it's a true story 'of sorts' pliny?

Ah, the saga continues...

Ah right erm, what I meant by 'of sorts' was that it was all a big lie, to cover up the fact that I have a mother.

Why would you lie about that?

Why wouldn't I?

i bet he was doing his usual, sitting there writing that thinking, 'ooh, this is cutting edge shocking comedy, i am as good at chris morris'

er... yes, that is what I was doing, yes it is. Anyway, it was just a lie that got out of hand, and I'd like to apologise. Not to you. To my Mother. But I can't. Because.

I forgive you Pliny.

so do i. cos that's what i do, just like the baby jesus.

Oh hang on....got a bit of myrrh for you.....hmm, I'm sure I put it in my pocket,