I prefer the track "Is this the way to get a Penis?"

Yes I wrote that track for gender benders like yourself, hope it gave you some tips.

Not really. But i did laugh at how the writer of the song wrote it to aid relief to his own 'personal problem'.

yeah... now I can I get milk anytime I want. No more debating over whether it is better to support the traditional milkman or whether to just by from the 24hr tesco's down the road when I needed it.

when i write 'to' on my pda, which is a pretty common word, the auto-complete now offers me tossco, mocking me.

You don't need to take that shit.

i could do a hard reset but that would cause more hassle that it was worth. i feel my ego is robust enough to bear such mockery.

Is it? How about if I called you a penguin-faced penguin yob with a penguin brain and penguin shoes to match?

juice off a phenguin's back.

something a japanese business man will pay well for

And I would too. How much are you selling it for Keir? 5 copper pennies alright?

i'm more interested in a trade

what about this half chocolate, half explosive device?

not that interested really - but it depends what other offers i get

Well... I do have this 99.9999% bread loaf of bread