Why east? Why not South South East?

because that would be a book about something who was shit at kilt bending

Oh, should you only bend kilts to face certain points of the compass?

you should buy the book to find out

No, I should steal it.

hey c'mon i gotta eat don't i

No. You could not eat.

not fair

Life's not fair. Didn't your mother ever tell you that?

he didn't have a mother, only a she cow he called buffalo, poor stupid keir.

Oh, tsk tsk

tsk tsk indeed

tsk, tsk and multi-tsk

i see what you did there

Well then let me congratulate you.