well someone should explain.
I reckon Pliny should explain.
you're reckoning is off kilter, ask keir about that, he knows all about straightening kilts
i've never straightened a kilt in my life. quite the reverse, in fact.
You ask Keir about that. I don't feel like doing so.
Keir there is a question, the question is how many kilts have you bent?
can you recant us some stories
Yes. Impart to us your experiences of bending kilts.
you'll have to wait for the book