until the incident with the eggs

Fertilised eggs? Or eggs that smell like fertiliser?

neither, what happened was I was giving myself a double helping of the hand shandies when i started regurgitating whole eggs of all different types and sizes from my eyes. Since then I have been unable to manipulate, manually or automatically, a duck nor chicken.

Please dance.

go on Pliny

*manipulates a chicken* :D

But I wanted a dance :(

you want what you want, you get a manipulated chicken

Can you manipulate the chicken into dancing?

i consider his chicken manipulation to be a dance of sorts

But of what sorts?

erotic

Disgusting.

suit yourself, i enjoyed it

I tried to dance with nine veils today, they were on a washing line so i just sort of stood underneath them... nothing happened