He has a shiny head

But a lovely voice.

Like a lubricated duck being slipped down the throat of a toad

nice picture.

Thanks, just goes to show the insanity I can be forced to after 36 hours without sleep...

Bet you look like you look like spam.

I look nothing like you!

You wish you could.

hmmm... must be why I have a beard

look again, it's milk that has been on your face for 8 years and has discoloured.

Great post Cress!

Thanks Cress. At least you appreciate me. I'm like a mother on Mother's Day without any flowers or chocolates... :(

because your children hate you?

Because they bought me something decent.

Like what?