I will do, with wild abandon
Can you do it with placcid togetherness instead?
His character wouldn't do that.
What about if I paid him?
If you paid the writer with a contract then it could work.
Contracts are so dated. Can't I just hurt him instead?
No. The Capitalist system does not work that way.
screw it, i want to hurt hime
Erm, no?
I can therfore I will. Ready?
Great! This will be a nice bonding session. Hold on - I need to go get my cress. Can't hurt you without my cress now can I...
can't hurt me with it either
Hahaha - i like the naive