I will do, with wild abandon

Can you do it with placcid togetherness instead?

His character wouldn't do that.

What about if I paid him?

If you paid the writer with a contract then it could work.

Contracts are so dated. Can't I just hurt him instead?

No. The Capitalist system does not work that way.

screw it, i want to hurt hime

erm... too bad?

Erm, no? I can therfore I will. Ready?

I am ready when you are.

Great! This will be a nice bonding session. Hold on - I need to go get my cress. Can't hurt you without my cress now can I...

can't hurt me with it either

Hahaha - i like the naive

i'll enjoy watching this