you want him to withdraw the review? I think you've got unreasonably high expectations. Mar(c/k) Jones by name...

I'm thirsty.

Get a soda stream?

I'm ok now thanks. I didn't have a clue who Marc jones is so I just wanted to deflect the post. And some attention...

Attention seeking is fun... espeicially if you're lonely

and if you're name is Pliny the Younger?

Yes you are. I think it's due to a defunct gene.

I think its due to a defunct social gene

:( It's ok Pliny. You can cry on my shoulder. You may have to move the penguin from it first though... He's been on there some time now.

You're like an arctic pirate...

In what way...

as Angus Deayton used to say.

Angus Deaton never had a perching penguin though!

I liked Angus Deyton. I thought I'd add to the comicality of each of us spelling his name differently.