And so, once againg, Pliny has crossed that line between acceptable humour and unecessary insult. I now know that he is an insolent little fucker who never listens to anyone and doesn't care about what he says and to whom. So, I am banning myself from this topic until I get a sincere apology from that shit. Regards, Alison.

Oh alright... if your gonna be that way, it could have been beautiful though you know. I am truly sorry, and not that you got dumped, that I couldn't think of anything that rhymed with "ard" except that line, which just appealed to me, because of its amazing offensive-ness. I am sorry I hurt your feelings Cress, it was never meant to... well not much anyway.

Not convinced.

I am really very sorry.

You'll only go and do it agian.

Probably but it will hurt me as much as it hurts you...

No it won't. You'll just do it as some cheap laugh because you don't know what else to say.

I don't consider it a cheap laugh its more of a luagh based on shock value.

Ok, so from now on, i'll devoid myself of all shock. Is that what you want?

No... because then it wouldn't be funny.

It's not supposed to be in the first place. You are in my bad books.

Why? I can't believe you don't see the funny side...

Well, explain to me what I'm supposed to find so funny... (my pen is poised over the first page of my bad book about to write your name...)

Well... the fact that I'm making fun of you for being dumped and single when I am myself? It is funny because it is outrageous and offensive to say something like that to someone... it's just plain funny.

yeah...for a twat such as yourself.