You know what...for some unfathomable reason, you keep on persisting with this whole lame "face" thing. Is it because you have no penis and therefore feel that in order to compensate for this inadequacy you have to taunt me with untrue comments about my face (which-by the way- I have one of)?? Why don't you grow up?

this is getting childish, you obviously do not have a face and have to resort to these mean spirited jibes to bully me into keeping quite about your terrible secret, well I won't.

You keeping 'quite'?? Maybe if you had a penis and didn't devote so much of your pathetic life (which I'm amazed that you even have....freebie was it?) to hurling around insults about faces then you would be able to spell??

spelling is for losers who went to school, loser. I am way too cool for school.

Is that what the gap where you penis should be told you?

No. That tells me different things.

What does it say to you then?

That penguins are nice to put there and swing them about a bit.

i think it was me that told you that.

it could have been both of you... you are very similar

i speak less languages

hey hey don't put yourself down, your swearhilli is excellent

thanks, but it's not enough

Keir and penguins are very similar you say?!?! But that night I........with the penguin in my..........at least I think it was a penguin.....it had a beak for pete's sake!!!!

it wasn't me, that's for sure.