i wouldn't mind getting my hands on HER mummersmiths.

Whose?

that bird that just walked past

That bird was male. And it was more of a hop that a walk.

well it was the hair it's hard to tell nowadays

aviaphiliac

is that her name? nice.

no, I was offering a noun that could partially describe you.

poh, cheeky - what's it mean, my birds don't clot?

It means you love birds.

not arf!

Pervert

no, just friendly and without prejudice

Deviant

no, just open-minded