bs) believe that the freely training blind dogs are slowly getting eaten by carniverous rabbits

bt) believe that the rabbits will not take care of sustainability and will hunt the blind dogs to near-extinction without the timely intervention of the british telecom mind control ringtones department

bu) believe that the british telecom mind control ringtones department will accidentally make most of the carniverous rabbits infertile, thus solving sustainability through a different method than intended

bv) believe that the infertile rabbits in their frustration and jealousy will go crazy and gang rape the fertile ones to a violent death

bw) believe that this will be more warmly received than the news of a seal attempting to rape a king penguin

bx) believe that some of the younger blind dogs are very naive to believe that we've forgotten about them

by) believe that those naive younger blind dogs are currently hoping to use this false opportunity to leap out upon us unawares as we walk between bus stops while travelling to obtain a DVD of the 2pac acceptance speech.

bz) believe that those naive younger blind dogs are completely unaware that we have already downloaded the 2pac acceptance speech onto our phones thanks to the british telecom mind control ringtones department and we're not going to bother with the dvd

ca) believe those naive younger blind dogs will suffer incredible disappointment and start howling in harmony to the aphex twin ringtone by complete coincidence

cb) believe that they have slunk off in shame to live in the sewers of Dusseldorf, full of resentment, and taken to trying to taunt us over citizens band radio, not fully appreciating that this being 2008 we don't have them.