m) Believe you are a blind dog being forced to perform a dance to entertain the one-eyed dog king

n) believe that you are going dogging with a one-eyed snake.

o) believe that the one-eyed dog king is merely a puppet of the one-eyed snake, who employs the one-eyed dog king as a henchman to gather an army of blind dogs to perform his nefarious bidding.

p) believe that blind dogs and henchmen go mad in the midday sun

q) believe that blind dogs taste fantastic with a sprinkling of cayenne pepper

r) believe that blind dogs are hot

s) believe that blind dogs are engaging in a secret plot to seize control of the world

t) believe that blind dogs are tapping your phone. to raise money for blind dogs.

u) believe that blind dogs are writing and scoring a musical version of "heat" magazine.

v) believe that heat magazine has since its inception been entirely written and edited by blind dogs

w) believe that heat magazine is secretly an attempt to brainwash the masses by blind dogs as part of their plot to seize control of the world

that one doesn't work, it's true

It could be a dream that happens to be accurate. Or it could be psychic predictions.

fair enough. x) believe that blind dogs can tell your fortune.

y) Believe that blind dogs are attempting to cure blindness with staple guns.