Hey what I do with my hair is my business and if I choose to plait it sometimes then that is my business you judgemental person with the nonface of a clown.

I plait my hair, but then my hair is nicer than yours.

perhaps but mine is still better

Explain and use the word "lotus position" once.

My hair is best because it is man hair and is thus better than the female hair, superior if you will, no matter how many times the female of the human species takes up the lotus position she can never hope to aspire to have hair as strong and robust as her male counterpart...

Very impressive! :)

Yeah biggest pile of bullshit I've ever writian... apart from that essay....

and your cv.

I don't have a CV, don't need one yet

You do!!!! Start building it up now. This is advice I'm giving you, not abuse. So, which do you prefer?

Well when I said I didn't have a CV it is what we in the business of lying call a lie, I do have a CV, its just a bit rubbish.... I think I prefer the abuse though :D

Well stop lieing to me and let me help you. I prefer dishing out the abuse personally though..

dishing the dish of dishes with dishy dish dish water

wishing the wish of wishes with wishy wish wish daughter