Erm, no, because then the penguins won't love me. Burgundy if you must know. Anything else?

try aubergine

so your saying your head is like a punnet how very interesting...

What, you mean yours isn't? Pfft, freak.

Damn you, I hate you Cress.... (shakes fist)

No you don't ;)

Well... no I don't... I lost both my fists in Nam

I think you confused Nam with your uncle's FARM. Is that what you think you did?

Oh... yes... that is correct wait sorry got confused, no, yes! FUCKING NODDY!

a four foot vauxhall carlton, oh yes.

He said he particularly remembered that one because he used to have one himself!

So did the businessman.

tut tut cress your obviously confused!

You're telling me. I've forgotten how to spell forgotton.

No I quite clearly said you were confused, it had nothing to do with memory function, what you do with that on your own time is your business