(Keir shut your scotch face) Another ginger-nut inspector, to go with your tea?

(don't call him 'the ginger nut inspector' to his face you dick) No officer, I don't recall ever hearing anything about anything like that

(Sorry I forgot that was your title) Yes officer I'll let you know if I hear anything about anything like that anything what we was talking about like.

(are you mad? it's what we always call him, but not to his face - or his nuts) Yes inspector, we'll be sure to let you know.

(maybe you call him that,but that is what I secretly call you) and any time you want a cup of tea inspector, the kettle is always close to being on. Bye

thank fuck that twat's gone

yeah, what an absolute cunt!

you can say that again

good point, you know about efficiency, not like those live earth clowns

yeah, jerks

some say they they are knobheads

While I say they are knobless.

I say they have knobs and they suck them too

reminds me of glastonbury on the bbc several years ago Presenter: What do you think about Basement Jaxx? Primal Scream: We think they're cocksuckers. No offence to cocksuckers.