No, they didn't leave the house. Not with me in them anyway. And no, they are not my computer Pliny. Sorry to disappoint you but I'm afraid I don't fling my socks off in a state of euphoria whilst I'm on this forum. Maybe slight gripping of the armchair and the odd tear or so but no sock-flinging.

Sock flinging? what is that, some sort of Scottish dance? The highland sock scotch fling?is that what it is, is it? ANSWER ME!

We should ask Keir. The only thing I know about Scotland is haggis, the Family Ness and Gail Porter.

Gail Porter and her flappy breasts that flap, like a birds wing might!

Don't iansult a birds wing!!

sock flinging is what we scots do when we are posting a poor witticism in a good thread

ah but both are such good hobbies! sigh

No, not ah Pliny. This is not an ah situation. Do you think the socks enjoy being flinged in all directions? Do the Scots have no compassion? Well? Don't they?!?!

have you looked in your bed, which you haven't made since you lost them?

WE all know the scots are a compassionless race, to suggest anything else is just silly, all they care about is their damn oats!

careful what you say about my oats you sassunach

When will you be satisified?!?!? Those oats you eat are drenched in the blood of poor English immigrants forced into being the underclass (although better educated than even the most prestigious of Scots) of Scotland! Forced to toil away in the oat mines, they never see and oaty crust nor cereal bit! Amnesty international ignore my letters when I report this, why I ask why?!?!?!

Beacause they hate you? Yes Keir, I have looked my bed and I have made my bed. I'm not a bloke. I saw on GMTV this morning that people of Inverness are protesting at the amount of Tesco's croppoing up everywhere. It's been nicknamed "Tesco Town" because Inverness has more Tesco outlets than anywhere else in Britain. Don't like Tesco's then eh? WHERE ELSE DO YOU GET YOUR CRESS?

there are other supermarkets but they take over 50% of shopping money in inverness and they want to build another one of the current tescos was a co-op years ago and they only bought it to stop asda getting it

Tesco Town and their bloody oats!!!!