Yes, there'll be a rush on that...

A russian hat?

apparently.

appariantly

I've lost my socks :(

NOOOOOOOOOO!!! :cry: :cry: Have you checked your coat pocket, I once thought I'd lost my pen but it turned out to be in my pocket, how did you lose them, where? Were you mugged for them? WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT?

I lost a pen today, a four-in-one thing including a stylus for my PDA, I'm always losing it, it'll turn up.

Thats not quite as good as my pen though is it, being simultaneously a pen that richard herring touched, once, and one he is also secretly married to!

I can't believe that you are both going on about pens when I can't find my purple socks. I'm sure I put them in my drawer but when I went to put them on they wern't there. I'm so sad I think I might cry tears of cheese. What do I do!! :(

Get some Jacobs crackers, a bottle of wine and a tub of ice cream and no tissues

good plan and yes, my pen although nice and useful had no claims to fame whatsoever

There is still time Keir, there is still time!

I HATE YOU BOTH!!!!! *runs away and starts looking for crackers and wine*

The pen turned up between two armchairs Have a proper look for the socks cress, matter cannot be created or destroyed, and I assume you didn't take them out of the house

Did you check behind you computer Cress?