and spittle shields compulsary to everything

everything?

yes, everything

so socks should be sold with spittle guards?

of course, I hate it when I get spit on my socks

how do you get spit on your socks?

you know, you're just walking along and bam! you've walked into a wall

a wall made of spit?

you wish. Just a normal wall

how does walking into a normal wall cover your socks in spit? perhaps normal walls are made of spit in your neck of the woods

No no, you didn't let me get to the crux of the story, you're always butting in with your questions questions questions. Jerk.

get on with it then

so after you've walked into the wall, a regular occurence the comatose egg on top of the wall drools on you and you get all drool all over you, even in your mouth

fucking eggs - i should have known

and then you SMASH THE EGGS! but some bastard always puts them back together again... :(