where did you hear that piece of underexagerated missinformation?

it's common knowledge

yeah? yeah!? well... well... so is your penis you slut!

that's right, everyone knows i've got one

:O I wish I had that kind of publicity

you need to stage a revival of 'My Penis Can Sing'

But it can't, it is totally tone deaf... maybe I could do it ironically but even then that's not going to be great publicity

it would get the word out

maybe I could just get it into pictures of famous people, like that superman guy did

get it an agent

I don't know if I can afford that

commission only

But what happens when, inevitably, he can't perform?

say that that's the whole point of the show

I don't think they'd buy it