So does useing those new cocopop straws for snorting cocaine

imagine a typical Monday morning when little Pliny is getting ready for school... Pliny' Mum: "Darling, what is all that white powdery stuff coming out of you Coco Pops straws?" Pliny: "Cocaine" Pliny' Mum: "Cocaine?! Where did you get it from young man?" Pliny: "From Keir, he said I can have all the cocaine i want. Cress, who's in my class is too much of a goody-goody and won't have any. Which is probably why she still has a nose."

Umm... I know that was a metaphor, I'd just pint out the irony of these words "Which is probably why she still has a nose" - can you see the irony Cress, can you? No? Okay, I'll point it out. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A FACE LET ALONE A NOSE!!

WHEN WILL YOU GIVE UP?!

NEVER!!!!!

Then your dolphin will suffer.

that maybe but it will always have a face

Meaning?

And use the word "coffee" and "1GB"

It means the 1GB of face you downladed from the internet is insufficeint to cover that coffee stained deficit you call a face which is not a face at all.... happy?

Embittered.

nice work pliny.

thanks.

"oh nice work Pliny" Puh-lease.

jealous?