oh, we can't have that. not during ispaw.

what is ispaw?

international suicide prevention awareness week

ahhh... how ironic.

It's worth a shot. And if you don't answer me, at least then I know what kind of a person you are. So... Is he australian?

even if I told you you would forever wonder if I were lying He is Australian.

Is that the truth?

Oh how you will wonder...

Is he australian?

Yes.

I don't care anymore.

Good because he isn't.

He isn't what? Oh wait, nevermnd, 'cos i don't keir anymore.

he's not an ostrich, i think

Huge eggs from those things.