Erm, no.

That is the "erm" of the green eyed monster is it not?

No. I am not jealous. I am not seething with jealousy, only jellysy.

green Jellsy?

No, green jellysy.

not bean jellysy?

Not a pulses fan.

fair enough

You've had enough of the fair? Ok, we'll go home then.

Good I never liked the fair anyway...

You ungrateful sod.

Why because I don't think fairs are taht great? Come on, they're the most mediocre thing ever!

It depends. I just like the rides and the donuts and the candyfloss.

Go to Chessington

Been. And I love it.