Hello Dudes
How's it going?

Piss off. We don't like your kind here.

what kind is that?

Dunno, I don't even mean it. I just wanted to say that.

nice, but it would have been better if you'd developed the idea more. although not doing so does have its own charm.

I'm going to attack and retreat in strange movements that appear almost dancelike...

Like a dancing crab

Except not as tasty

crab tastes of crab

(Runs finger along top of the fire place, inspects, pulls face) So, how have you all been?

We've been crying over your absence. Doing nothing except having gay love with each other in a desperate attempt to destroy the loneliness that your departure left.

yes, you brute, you

Comfort me Keir. The memories are too painful.

There there, Mike. It's alright.

*sniff*