Because I bought you in Tesco as a 12 week old child.
Pliny The Younger- 06-01-2006
oh that was you,a nd then you tried to return me because you said I was a damaged good?
CressLover- 06-02-2006
You remember? That's right. I accidently dropped you on your head went I went to buy a punnet of cress for your lunch and i split one of your hairs. After that, I just didn't want you anymore.
Pliny The Younger- 06-02-2006
fair enough, it is the hair that makes me the most amazing person on this forum, luckily it grew back to normal.
CressLover- 06-02-2006
Actually, can i please buy you back? I need a new toilet brush.
Pliny The Younger- 06-02-2006
fraid not. I've gone to a better place... or so I was lead to believe.
CressLover- 06-02-2006
Where? Inverness?! Quick! Shut your eyes, click together the 2 punnets of cress on your feet and say "There's no place like South East England".
Pliny The Younger- 06-02-2006
I am back... how dissappointing.
CressLover- 06-04-2006
Well piss off back there then.
Pliny The Younger- 06-04-2006
But you made me come back... I feel a bit put out, I come back all this way for you and you dismiss me like this. I HATE YOU!
CressLover- 06-06-2006
Well that makes two of us then. Now, have you pissed off yet?
Pliny The Younger- 06-07-2006
sey no
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