Freaky Friday? Fool, Friggintellme? Fish Face?

ooooo the Fool Friggintellme is so excruciatingly clos its painful

Fool, Fuckingtellme? Fucker, Freakin'tellme? Freak, Friggin'tellme? Frig, Fwankingtellme? Fwanker, Froggin'tellme?

Nope I think I'll just tell it straght to your Frustrated Face

ok then... (so I do have a face)

You have a frustrated face but it is not where you face should be it is on your stomach in tattoo form leaving you both with both a frustrated face and no face at all, because we all know that a tattoo face is no real face at all...

It is actually. Especially if it's of Robbie. So my face is on my tummy? I see. You do know that Cress-juice is for 'drinking' and sniffing don't you?

Oh... I've been injecting it into my eye

Sorry, should have been "not sniffing don't you?" Well, that's ok. But just no sniffing, O.K.?

Reading you loud and clear... no wait thats manilla road, hold on, yep, yep... right ok, yeah I think I understand, no sniffing?

Are you listening to me?

yes, I have microphones implanted in one of the punnets of cress by your computer

The punnet that reads "Sleep with when fully grown" or the one that says "Eat this when fully grown"?

the sleep with one obviously, I'm not weird

perish the thought