Thats true. What kind of stew was it?

Duh. Cress stew of course.

Doesn't sound like there's much meat in that...

On the contrary.

Go on? Were you on a date? On a date with a cousin?

No, I'm not as desperate as people with fake detachable penises that don't even exist.

Aren't you?

Erm...no.

how come?

You're doing it again...

doing what?

questianoning me

Well your not Jesus, I think I'm allowed to question someone who is so incredibly vague as to have no face at all.

I am not William Hague!

Oh I had not thought of that... but now that you mention it... are you sure your not william hague?