Have I missed much?
hello! have I missed much on here? Hope everyone is well and had a good Christmas and New Year. Jenny x

hiya, it's strange that I'm first posting here, I've not been here for a while. looks around. oh well. yes I had a fine christmas/new year. how was yours?

it was good thanks. time passes so quickly, its been ages since I've been on here.

you've missed the same old shite, you'll pick it up easily enough.

thats good to hear. i'll get stuck in then!

There's some quicksand over yonder if you want to get truly stuck in.

i see what you did there

Indeed. The quicksand isn't as ominous as you might think.

Quicksand what are you on about. Have you been on the piss again.

I'm on about quicksand, obviously. I haven't been on the piss in ages, I tend to try and avoid getting on piss, or getting piss on me.

spoilsport

Well piss is rather unpleasant.

better out than in

Indeed, but it is not the sort of thing you want on your skin or clothing. Well, at least on my skin or clothing anyway.

rather yours than mine.