yes, but he is wearing armour it seems, and having just checked I can tell you it is pliny the elder
he's wearing armour, but that is his hair, you say?
you were, I thought it was time I told you about when a mummy and daddy love each other very much, or not, as was true for me and your mother
but it wasn't, and that was your mistake?
you were our 'mistake' it's a shame you had to find out this way, but you had to keep asking your questions, questions questions
ah well, mustn't crumble i suppose
rhubarb is superior wth custard, apple is superior with ice cream
spoken like a true pudding expert
so which is better with yorkshire pudding, ice cream or custard?