:o Well, I know when my cress juice is not wanted.

you know i want that juice

Juice moose loose goose deuce about this hoose

You don't Keir. It's ok, you made yourself quite clear. Oooh, the lovely cress juice is just running down my face. I have to go and get some more I think.

Yes it is most delicious no matter what time of day, it is an acceptable refreshing elixir for all times

can i lick your face clean cress

1 day ago I might have let you. But the only cress juice on my person at the moment is the one that is acting as a conditioner in my hair. Oh Pliny, you've gone and got tantalising Cress-Juice all over your face and hands....

So I have how clumsy of me....

pliny - can i lick your hands

ummm... I'd rather you didn't...

please? the juice we wants it

how about I wring them out into a thimble for you?

yesssss

sorry spilt it, my hands were all twisty and mangled from all that wringing, I'm really sorry

You could probaby let Keir have the patch of carpet that has soaked up all of the juice? Providing that Keir doesn't mind a cocktail of cress juice, vomit, sweat and other natural bodily excretions, anthrax and Nesquik.