No I am a human bean

No, you're a nut.

Thats not what pythagoras told me!

The great Py-Pythagoras gave me his Serum. What did he give you? His theorum?

About beans...

he was nuts on beans

Indeed he was, with his crazy bean ideas

Has bean.

Shows what you bean...

Wankeir. Where is Keir? You didn't lose him in the dairy section again at Tesco's again did you?

just give me the juice.

The bean juice?

you know what juice.

Have you been keeping the Tab button held down?

...and your trouser button held down also?