snake pass/snake in the grass/shake your arse

Shake dat booty!

i'm no pirate

Have you never pirated?

no, home taping is killing music

You might have pirated something other than music.

i never pirate dvds because every time you copy a dvd osama bin laden gets thirty billion pounds, i've seen a documentary about it

You might have lent a book out.

yeah that's fine

Not according to piracy laws.

not true.

So why does it say inside a book that it is illegal to lend the book to others?

it's okay if you claim to be a library

But what if you're not a library?

it's okay as long as you don't change the cover/binding, if you read it properly