A "HA!" of agreement there.

No, more disbelief with mild annoyance.

Then I was correct all along

No, I said disbelief with mild annoyance. DuhDuhDuhDuhDuhDuhDuhDuhDuhDuhDuhDuhDuh

how truly diabolical

Something about the word diabolical that I don't like...

Well the cock will crow thrice before I deny the use of Diabolical!

never mind the diabolical here's the same joke as last year

"you know you really are a very stupid man" - Nostradamous

"go and fanny yourself you whore's son" - Churchill

"Your Mother was an Hamster and Your Father Wreaked of Elderberries" - Some French Knight from Monty Pythons Holy Grail

"you are a twat-face" - CressLover

"I don't ask you to understand. I'm not a cruel man." Albert Rosenfeld

"You can't catch cancer, can you?" - Jeremy, Peep Show

"Beep Beep!" - Roadrunner