but then i would lose part of the sense of superiority that covert so greatly

covert?

yes, covert

as opposed to overt?

overt! overt! sounds a bit liek oval, the rough shape of an Egg!

ova! ovakill! smash crunch eggiweggs!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGS!!!!!!!!!!

for a change i just tried shooting some eggs with a gun to smash them instead of jumping up and down on them - it was good but not as good as jumping up and down on them, which i think i'll stick to in future

I tend to vomit on them, though that may be a conditioned reflex.

that was quite clever. most of an audience wouldn't have got that.

Most of an audience wouldn't get. Not not get anything in particular, just not get.

I don't get. :(

Don't get generally or don't get specifically?

i think he means rumpy-pumpy

That may well be true, however I am starting to wonder why you are thinking of him getting or not getting rumpy-pumpy.