Erm, hello? You? As my son? You must be joking.

Oh... I see... (no I don't)

I was being repulsive.

oh... why?

Don't know. Hormones?

Is that part of your therapy?

therapy? played in inverness recently they must be all washed up

Why do you say that?

whenever someone plays inverness, like belinda carlisle, i think 'oh, they must be all washed up.'

oh haha

So if my dirty dishes played in Inverness, would they theoretically be 'all washed up'?

No, they have to have had more success and credibility in days of yore than your dirty dishes have.

My dishes are quite popular amongst the elite.

Are they some kind of Norwegian Black Metal band?

no, she said they're quite popular amongst THE ELITE. i am, however, sceptical.