Despair
it's a very serious thing.

Is despair part of the Dark Side of the Force? They've got anger, fear and stuff like that

I thought it was part of dark side of the moon myself. That's got anger, fear and stuff like that.

i think it's part of the rich tapestry of human experience

Wasn't that tapestry stolen a few months back?

it would certainly explain a few things

Well human experience does feel slightly void of meaning.

That's because you don't have a beard.

So having a beard solves all problems does it?

that's what I've found

What about lack of rumpy-pumpy?

it can do

But has it?

it must have done, somewhere, for someone.

Has it for Pliny though?