well yes, fortune cookies don't have informative crumbs at all, the wisdom is on a little piece of paper.

It is? That'd be the chewy papery bit in the centre that I was always unsure as to the nature of.

you can never be sure as to its nature, it's inscrutable.

Indubitably.

is that you holmes?

Nay, it is I, the Scarlet Pimp in Hell!

how much do you charge for your scarlet ladies?

40p.

are they any good?

They are fantastic.

why are they so cheap then?

Cos they like being cheap.

but you're their pimp, why don't you just charge more but not pay them any more?

Cos I'm not doing it for the money.

what for then?