Kinky.

by your standard perhaps, you square

Find your floundering minge flaps you hare? I don't want to think about floundering minge flaps thank you very much, especially those on lepuses. You may have bestiality tendancies but I'd rather not know about them. I have no intention of finding them, if you want to then I suggest you lock yourself in an airtight room and never leave, preferably without a hare in there with you.

DEFRA flea Cif doubt Astaire gin stare tiff true? I don't wish to hear all your tedious 'gossip' about the state of civil servants' kitchens and the private lives of long-dead dancers, if I did I'd read the news of the world or something. That fact that you thought I would be interested is a grave insult, it shows how little you think of me.

Indeed, perhaps you should consider why I think so little of you and alter your behaviour to restrict such thoughts, which you feel are inaccurate.

I hardly think the onus should be on me to change to address your poor judgement

Means less effort for me

exactly, you're demotivated, i'm empowering you by telling you to do it yourself

or just leaving me inclined to not care at all

fine, if you're happy being wrong about things

That is a possibility.

possibility is in the eye of noddy holder

noddy holder says Wah!

i believe those recordings were burned

I'm not sure whether to be relieved or disappointed.